| The Ballad Of A Thin Man | Bob Dylan

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    You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand
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    You see somebody naked and you  say "who is that man?"
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    You try so hard but you just don't understand
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    Just what you will say when you get home
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    Because something is happening here
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    And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

    You raise up your head and you ask "is this where it is?"
    And somebody points to you and says "it’s his"
    And you say "what's mine?" and somebody else says "well WHAT is"
    And you say "oh my god - am i here all alone?"
    But something is happening here
    And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

    You hand in you ticket and you go watch the geek
    Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak
    Saying "how does it feel to be such a freak?"
    And you say "impossible" as he hands you a bone
    And something is happening here
    But you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

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      You have many contacts among the lumberjacks
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      To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination
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      But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect you
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      To all give a check to tax-deductable charity organizations

    You've been with the professors, and they all liked your looks
    With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks
    You've read all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books
    You're very well read, its well known
    But something is happening here
    And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

    Well, the swordswallower comes up to you and then he kneels
    He crosses himself and he clicks his high heels
    And without further notice he asks you how it feels
    And he says "here is your throat back, thanks for the loan"
    And you know something is happening
    But you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

    Now you see this one-eyed midget saying the word "now"
    And you say "for what reason?" and he says "how?"
    And you say "what does this mean?" and he screams back "you're a cow!
    Give me some milk - or else go home!"
    And you KNOW somethings happening here
    But you dont know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

    Well, you walk into the room like a camel and then you frown
    You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose on the ground
    There oughtta be a law against you coming around
    You should be made to wear earphones
    Cause something is happening here
    And you don't know what it is, do you, Mister Jones

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